tattoos and pooches

From time to time (usually after a long week of work), I obsess over some extremely trivial story about a Hollywood star's life. This week, the seed was planted by Letterman when, throughout his interview with Sandra Bullock he showed photos of Jesse James. She squirmed, smiled, and evaded questions about Jesse, tattooed men, and motorcycles. Today, I went searching for info. I'm happy to report there isn't much information (although there are some password protected photos on blogspot...but I'm not that desparate).

In my search I stumbled on the recent John Stewart interview. He didn't ask about Jesse, but the quick-witted exchanges made me double-over with laughter. Talking about firing automatic weapons as research for her role in Miss Congeniality, Sandra says, "I didn't realize the power of wielding a large..." which causes them to wander through phallic lane. At one point John says, "Suprisingly, mine also fires several rounds" and later Sandra comments, "Well, you've got a big desk." (I am not going to try to do it justice. You'll have to watch the interview for maximum effect.)

Needless to say, I think Jesse - who just divorced a porn star - and Sandra - who was happy about filming in Austin so she could "wake up with her pooches" - would make an excellent couple and would be fun to watch...especially since it would be so hard to dig up any details.

Here's me hoping they are an item...